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Danky Hoe 

Noun: A friend who is so retardedly bitchy and annoying and can not be described as anything other than a "danky hoe".
Noun: A hooker that has perfected the act of being danky.
Noun: A hooker that exceeds the "hoe-ness" of an average 1st street hooker.
Adjective: A negative and highly insulting world meant to inflict a large amount of suffering on the human conscience.
Adjective: A word used to describe something that contradicts everything moral in this world.
Hot Sexy Chick : "Hey wanna go see a movie with me tonight? (:"
Kid With Car : "Sure :D "
Hot Sexy Chick : *calls another guy on the phone* "Hey baby I got a ride to the movies tonight, see you there! (; lovee youuu byeeee<3 *hangs up*
Hot Sexy Chick : "Pick me up at 7(;" *walks away*
BillyBobJoeBob III : "You danky hoe.."
Danky Hoe by IEatMuchoRice March 30, 2010
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Dank Hoe 

A decrepit and used whore still in business
Lower then a skank hoe
its 50 for her, but only 25 for that dank hoe
Dank Hoe by xeoslater December 20, 2009

hoe dandy 

A hoe dandy means a pimp.
The daddy for those trick babes is their hoe dandy!
hoe dandy by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2020
1. "This stuff is hoe dank."

2. "That's so hoe dank of him!"
Hoe Dank by notsohoedank April 26, 2010

Dank ass hoe 

Dayummm that one fine dank ass hoe finna get lit tonight ;)
Dank ass hoe by Oh.my.god.dude June 16, 2018
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