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dankwerth 

Someone’s who is extremely fat and annoying
“You are such a dankwerth”
dankwerth by ToesAndhoes November 24, 2021

dankworth 

A fart hole worth its weight in dank
James is a Dankworth
dankworth by Thomas Wang January 11, 2008

fernsby fredrickson cornilei dankworthis richardson roboticisisim the 4th 

the upcumming 69th president of the slave union. he will bring back slavery and own 420 slaves. he is Juan dale dingle's cousin
our lord and savior fernsby fredrickson cornilei dankworthis richardson roboticisisim the 4th

and juan dale dingle's cousin

Dankerchief 

Dude that dankerchief is so rank it smells dank.
Dankerchief by Ahzdar April 20, 2010

dankerchief 

A handkerchief made out of very potent marijuana. Also can be used to describe a handkerchief with a "far-out" design.
Shit. I need to blow my nose, but I don't want to get snot on my dinosaur Jedi knights fighting robot pterodactyls from their unicorn steeds.

Dude. That is a bad-ass dankerchief.
dankerchief by azngeek714 April 20, 2010
Old english version of dank. Does not always mean excellent pot. Can also mean smelly, wet, or define something gross. Not ACTUAL old english word, but used as one anyways.
"Smoketh the danketh"

"Thou danketh much so"

"Dankethest nugs in the west"

"That danketh bitch is so fat"
danketh by Fax Razar June 26, 2007
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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