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Dankworth 

An expression of worthlessness. Utterly devoid of any measure of worth or usefulness.
1)
"How much is that thing laying on the couch worth?"
"Dank."

2) "Your excuses are dankworthy."
Dankworth by roommate1212 April 13, 2014

A whole dickworth 

An SI measurement used to determine various large quantities.
"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"

"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"
A whole dickworth by Toasty99 February 10, 2017

john dunsworth 

He was a legendary Canadian actor known for his roll of Jim Lahey in the TV series Trailer Park Boys. He will be deeply missed and is probably up in heaven getting drunk with Jesus
John Dunsworth was an excellent actor
john dunsworth by Dat ass girl October 17, 2017

Duckworth 

A symbol of serious hidden depression at schools. When someone is very fucking depressed on the inside, but on the outside are to damn kind and smiles a lot. Everyone likes them for literally no damn reason except for how funny they are. So when someone has a very kind friend that is semi-depressed, nickname them Duckworth!
"You little Duckworth!"
Duckworth by rcsamDuckworth May 3, 2019

Duckworthism Disease 

The Duckworthism Disease is defined as a condition found in people who are prone to whining, a full out cry baby, or a tantrum in it's most extreme form. Also known as a
Duckworthy attack or Ducky meltdown, or most commonly known as chucking a Duckworth
Shannon Duckworth: Why do you all say such mean things about me? I am leaving now and I am never returning ever again!

Lisa G: Oh Shannon, please hold yourself together, we don't hate anyone here, it's all shitz n' gigglez, don't take it so personally.

Higz: Lisa I have tried to explain it to her. Shannon, it may seem like hate going on here, but it is all synthetic, not real hate, we're just messing around with you.

Shannon Duckworth: I don't care for it, you are such mean people, I'm never returning, you lot are an evil bunch! I'm outta here!

Lisa G: Higz, I think she is having another Ducky meltdown, obviously she is having an attack of the Duckworthism Disease

Higz: That's right Lisa, she hasn't had her Duckworthism booster shot yet

Shannon Duckworth: That does it you are all an evil bunch, I am leaving now!

Lisa G: Shannon, you have been saying that for weeks now, just go then, leave

Shannon Duckworth: I mean it, I AM LEAVING NOW! GOOD BYE HATERS!

dalworth 

Dalworth is located in Grand Prairie, TX between Dallas and Fort Worth. Dalworth is a hood mostly of blacks and mexicans. Blacks south of the railroad tracks, mexicans to the north, and crackheads in the middle. West of Carrier Pkwy. north and south of Jefferson and Main St.
"You from G.P.? Yeah I'm from Dalworth nigga!"
dalworth by mistermdot May 18, 2006
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