Dankness

the dankness, or superdank, is the stickiest of the icky, the craziest of the haziest, dope, delicious, dankness.

(cough, cough), hahahahahah, damn, this shit is the dankness

by vagina coastguard December 28, 2005

Dankness

a measurement of how dank a meme is.

Damn, that was an illegal amount of dankness in that sanic meme

by The shreky meme master October 17, 2017

Dankness

When you find the dankest of the dank and then you cant find it again, you go on a search.

To Dealer: Man this is shit, wheres the fuckin dankness

by Dankine King October 8, 2004

Dankness

Referring to or of a substances occurability in nature. Less frequency is more dank. More less.

"YO, THIS HEMLOCK IS DANKNESS AF."

by ESPeciallyscientific August 30, 2018

Diggity-Dankness

Very high quality marijauna, usually grown indoors, via hydroponics system.

Damn that bud's the diggity-dankness

by Dj Puck October 14, 2004

IB Dankness

A term to call someone who cracks out jokes that are nowhere near funny nor are the jokes even remotely amusing (based on the username of an unfunny meme page)

“Dude stop being such an IB Dankness”

Person 1: *bad joke*

Person 2: Wow, you’re just as funny as IB Dankness

by literallystfu August 26, 2019

Straight-Up Dankness

The quintessential manifestation of the divine God in human form. It is known that people with such overwhelming amount of power of this kind have irregularly large hards. For example, Jimmy Neutron, but greater. Usually, with such a divine manifestation of power, one has a vice of sorts. For example, to deal with the overwhelming power, the man who exemplifies Straight-Up Dankness may find a way to channel that energy, be it proper or improper according to law. It matters not whether it is proper or improper, because this man is pivotal in all our lives, spreading greatness, love, compassion, smarts, legitimacy, and most of all, Straight-Up Dankness, to all of our lives.

John felt a strange feeling as he felt a bolt of lightning appear to strike his subconscious. His eyes fixed on the man smoking outside of Kmart who appeared to have an aura about him. John said to Edward, "Now THAT is the definition of Straight-Up Dankness."
Edward replied, "Indeed," as the essence of the divine shocked him in a profound, life-changing way.

by His Holiness of Polish Freedom June 14, 2011