Definitions by ESPeciallyscientific

daily masturbational 

Daily masturbational, means, fulfilling the i.e. religious, or spiritual quota of the act of self pleasuring. On a daily basis.

Gotta go Gus.

Wait! Where are you going?!

I gotta fulfill my daily masturbational with Father Zed.

Good luck with that.

Thanks Gus, I will.

You will what...?

daily masturbational by ESPeciallyscientific November 4, 2018

Dankness 

Referring to or of a substances occurability in nature. Less frequency is more dank. More less.

"YO, THIS HEMLOCK IS DANKNESS AF."

Dankness by ESPeciallyscientific August 30, 2018

Dipshit Theory

Refers to observation that where one dipshit goes others will follow. Akin to mass think theory.

I witnessed dipshit theory in action last night at the soc hop wendy.

Youre just jealous!

I saw you looking at him!

Oh, greg...you are despicable!

Dipshit Theory by ESPeciallyscientific April 18, 2018

Anti-nano 

Something so small it can't be detected by any microscopic means, but still gives off a presence. Interacts with light/gravity in a way that simply teflects its own arpeture. Like a camera. Is possibly the indication of a biological entity, unseen.

Doctor, the anti-nano mechanism is rejecting the path of least resistance.

Prepare for biopsy.

Blood levels levelling...we have boiling point.

Excellent work doctors.

Pop! Ssszzzzz!

Anti-nano by ESPeciallyscientific February 19, 2017

bisoned

To be skinned alive exclusively for your flesh.

Did you hear about John?
No, what's up?
John got bisoned.
Oh yeah? So what are we having for dinner?
I don't know, maybe some stir fry. You hungry?
Nah, I'm full now. All full.
Yeah, ha ha. Me too. You know, this flesh is tasty!
Together--MMMhmmmm!

THANKS JOHN!

bisoned by ESPeciallyscientific April 21, 2016