Danker Wanker 

It's the definition of someone with the name hans.

Person1: Is that Hans over there?
Person2: Yeah he's a fucking danker wanker

Danker Wanker by Purebred Failure June 18, 2016

Wanker Danker 

1. Fancy Schmancy
2. Can also refer to a ritzy place (ie. Wanker Danker-ville)

"I just bought a new BMW."
"Well, aren't you wanker danker!"
or
"Steve lives in a gated community."
"Oh, so he lives in wanker danker-ville?"

Wanker Danker by "Definintely Not Wanker Danker Kate" May 18, 2006

Danger wankered 

Becoming dangerously drunk/drugged beyond all recognition. Usually a 24 hour + sesh that has resulted in general loss of the ability do do anything other than smoke or drink, extremely diminished intelligence and zero concept of time it's self.

Girl: Yo, where were you all week? I've been trying to get hold of you since Monday!

Boy: Woah, if only I could remember! We had one serious sesh at Danny's where I'm pretty sure I lost my mind as well as my eyebrows. I'm never drinking again. Majorly danger wankered.

Danger wankered by Jumboner June 2, 2010

dakker wakker 

super swagger baka

Boy1: YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You fr are a dakker wakker bro! luv ur drip bro.🤑
Boy2:Thank you bro! you are a dakker wakker aswell 🤑🤑

dakker wakker by ohpannda June 22, 2023