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Originated from the word Dank describing something as really good. Often in reference to one marijuana strain over another.
"This bud is way danker than yours!" or "Can I have the danker marijuana?"
Danker by SHAYGREEN January 24, 2015
1. alternate spelling of "danger wank"
2. One who makes dank memes for a living (Fake definition for "Dank")
3. Getting colder and damper (Real definition of "Dank")
1. I'm visitiong relatives, and I'm at their dinner table doing a dnager wank. Since I also don't have a stepsis, consider me the ultimate danger wank danker
2. When you're a danker with no money and crippling depression, you waste your time making pointless and fake things, especially definitions on urban dictionary. Sometomes, you also flag people's ideas and definitions and steal them
3. Goddamn, the internet is getting danker. I want to leave, but the outside world and socializing is far worse!
danker by ♥🗺☠ May 27, 2021
The act of going to concerts, events, social gatherings, etc. alone.
Ah damn, Brian can't go to the show tonight... I guess I'm going danker tonight!
Danker by MountainManSF December 10, 2012
Danker is basically like a word for all words ie.Dumbass, stupid, fucker etc... So you could use the word for calling a "friend" a dumbass and they wouldnt know wat it means yet...(This word will be a Curse word one day)
Look at the danker just sitting there doing nothing, go smack him!
danker by Damien Black May 13, 2005
The art of the swanker, or danker. The moves of an individual in social situations which cause one to be dankering.
I do not danker, but that guy has been dankering all night!
danker by frodo77 August 19, 2004
"Trick you best get down on this DANKER before I put 5 across yo face."
Danker by Monte8950 May 1, 2008