The act of takin' a large shit.
Damn I shouldn't have drank so much coffee. Now I have to take a mad danker
by Concrete Canoe February 18, 2011
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Originated from the word Dank describing something as really good. Often in reference to one marijuana strain over another.
"This bud is way danker than yours!" or "Can I have the danker marijuana?"
by SHAYGREEN January 24, 2015
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The act of going to concerts, events, social gatherings, etc. alone.
Ah damn, Brian can't go to the show tonight... I guess I'm going danker tonight!
by MountainManSF December 10, 2012
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"Trick you best get down on this DANKER before I put 5 across yo face."
by Monte8950 May 1, 2008
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A ship name for Drew Van Acker and Drew Van Acker (An actor from the popular TV show, Pretty Little Liars, who portrays Jason Dilaurentis).

The ship name takes the first letter of his first name, the last two letters of his middle name, and the last three letters of his last name.
"What the fuck, you mean like Drew Van Acker kissing himself?"
"Could it get any Danker?"
by .:August-Prince:. March 15, 2017
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A danker, similar to a canker sore, are small, shallow lesions that develop on the soft tissues in your dick — under your ball section, on your shaft, or at the top base of your crank. Unlike cold sores, danker sores don't occur on the surface of your dick and aren't contagious. They can be very painful, however, and can make jerking and intercourse very difficult.
Heath, due to excessive jerking and lack of washing, developed a nasty danker sore. With a little dab of toothpaste and rest it healed -- and he was back to his normal routine.
by Doctor Brown December 11, 2008
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When I danker, I am dankering. When I do not danker, I am not dankering at all.
by sash334 July 4, 2004
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