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A hipster with a bad attitude problem during christmas. Also known to the layman as a christmas dick, or a doobie smasher.
Bruh, check out that caroling danker, he's so ratchet in his light-up sweater and hipster onesie.
by The Horizontal Tango Jangler September 09, 2016
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