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Daniel Jones

(22nd July 1973 - )
The man behind the music of Savage Garden. The Australian born in Essex, England always took a back seat, uncomfortable in the spotlight, Daniel Jones was resposible for the music behind Darren Hayes' voice in hits such as 'Truly Madly Deeply' 'To The Moon And Back' 'I Want You' 'I Knew I Loved You' and 'Crash and Burn'.
When the band officially died in 2001 Daniel went on to set up his own production company Meridien Musik and in a relocation move to Sydney with pregnant wife, Hi-5's Kathleen de Leon has purchased the iconic Studios 301 with some of his hard-earned stardusted millions...
"Savage Garden were a duo??" I thought they were a band?"

"Na man, they were a duo - Darren Hayes was the singer, and then Daniel Jones - the pretty tall blonde one who wrote all the music."
Daniel Jones by Lauren B May 30, 2006
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Daniel Jones

Daniel Jones is an uncommon breed of mutant rat. He spends his spare time watching sislovesme videos, not to wank, but simply for entertainment. He also enjoys activities such as, but not limited to: Masturbation to black people gifs, pronouncing the word "gif" as "jif", and stealing his neighbours garden gnomes. If you are approached by such a creature, stay extremely still as to not threaten it, as when they are threatened they tend to grow a large coat of needles and shoot them at their enemies.
"See that Daniel Jones boy, don't go near him he's a bit, mmm you know"

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Don’t give out another Daniel Jones contract.
Daniel Jones by NYGMason March 8, 2024

DanielBones1308

The greatest Battlefront player of all time.
ALL time Poet, wiith the sayings of "Neer" and "I'm sick and tired of this"
Professional Clash Royale Gem buyer.
They say his name when something really good happens in a game.
*Hits a 360 noscope* Thats definetly and DanielBones1308 Moment.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026