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Daniel Jones

(22nd July 1973 - )
The man behind the music of Savage Garden. The Australian born in Essex, England always took a back seat, uncomfortable in the spotlight, Daniel Jones was resposible for the music behind Darren Hayes' voice in hits such as 'Truly Madly Deeply' 'To The Moon And Back' 'I Want You' 'I Knew I Loved You' and 'Crash and Burn'.
When the band officially died in 2001 Daniel went on to set up his own production company Meridien Musik and in a relocation move to Sydney with pregnant wife, Hi-5's Kathleen de Leon has purchased the iconic Studios 301 with some of his hard-earned stardusted millions...
"Savage Garden were a duo??" I thought they were a band?"

"Na man, they were a duo - Darren Hayes was the singer, and then Daniel Jones - the pretty tall blonde one who wrote all the music."
Daniel Jones by Lauren B May 30, 2006
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Daniel Jones is an uncommon breed of mutant rat. He spends his spare time watching sislovesme videos, not to wank, but simply for entertainment. He also enjoys activities such as, but not limited to: Masturbation to black people gifs, pronouncing the word "gif" as "jif", and stealing his neighbours garden gnomes. If you are approached by such a creature, stay extremely still as to not threaten it, as when they are threatened they tend to grow a large coat of needles and shoot them at their enemies.
"See that Daniel Jones boy, don't go near him he's a bit, mmm you know"

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Don’t give out another Daniel Jones contract.
Daniel Jones by NYGMason March 8, 2024

DanielBones1308

The greatest Battlefront player of all time.
ALL time Poet, wiith the sayings of "Neer" and "I'm sick and tired of this"
Professional Clash Royale Gem buyer.
They say his name when something really good happens in a game.
*Hits a 360 noscope* Thats definetly and DanielBones1308 Moment.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026