Daniction

When you try to explain to your boyfriend about your porn addiction but your to high to talk the right way

Hey Boyfriend, I have a Daniction to porn.

by The shit stainian November 3, 2020

urban dictionaried it

What your mother did to find out what you meant.

I had to ask Jackie what FOMO meant.
I just urban dictionaried it.

by Justme03 December 8, 2015

Urban Dictionaried

To submit a perfectly valid word definition to urbandictionary.com, only to have it arbitrarily rejected.

What the hell??? You'll accept the definition of "apple: a fuckin' fruit", but you'll reject my definition? I got Urban Dictionaried.

by Brianator37 January 21, 2013

Dictionarial

A word that you have possibly made up but appears to be accurately descriptive of what you meant and therefore worthy of being in the dictionary

That words sounds dictionarial if you ask me

by missjet April 1, 2009

Serious Urban Dictionarian

Someone who puts 100% serious definitions for the words that they submit, when they clearly don't understand that this is meant to be a fun website - not just a regular dictionary

I just witnessed 2 Serious Urban Dictionarians at work and i decided to post this

by Lbayncha1 March 16, 2009

dansition

When a person having the name Dan (or some variation) changes the subject of a conversation, creating an effective transition (dansition) to the next topic. Generally started by the phrase "so anyways".

Dan was uncomfortable talking about it, so he made a dansition.

by Mel77 August 22, 2009

danzitions

term was coined from The Soup's host Joel McHale as a way to describe the awkward transitions on The Tony Danza show

Examples of danzitions:
So my dog died today and it was sad........... I recently picked up a new cook book...

by Jade Veserow April 23, 2007