Danica Patrick 

A female NASCAR driver who set a few records.
She also got into a Sonic game, along with the Pyro from TF2. Seriously, what the hell SEGA?

Person 1: “I’m gonna play fucking Danica Patrick.”
Person 2: “Why? She sucks. Plays as fucking Football Manager or Ages or Tails or someone who isn’t gay as fuck.”
Person 1: “I’m fucking playing Danica Patrick and you can’t stop me.”

Danica Patrick by Lug1a October 11, 2019

Danica Patrick 

An ugly bitch who got on the cover of a magazine even though she's a six at best. She is a NASCAR driver, which tells you many things. She is poor, stupid, and extremely annoying. She gets run over in an episode of South Park by Cartman, and its one of the funniest things you will ever see.

Hot Durr, lookit that Danica Patrick make that left turn!

Danica Patrick by Meteorox June 10, 2011

Danica Patrick 

The coolest, sexiest female sports star in a "non-female" sport. I want to fall asleep in her Sparco suit after a 200-lap race :-)

Actually a female sports star who does not nave an adam's apple and a hidden penis duct-taped to her ass - refreshing to say the least - go Danica!!

Danica Patrick by BahamaBoy July 23, 2008

Danica Patrick 

Over-night celebrity.

Best female IRL racer ever.

About 5'2, 100 pounds. She's so small, Robby Gordon got pissed because her weight and height gives her about a 1 mph advantage on the track.

Picked up by Rahal from England, she's got skillz.
In the 2005 Indy 500, she qualified 4th after a mishap on the first lap.

The race came around, she stalled her car in the pits. That sent her back to 16th. Then she nearly spun into a wall. After those mishaps, she still managed to lead the race, low on fuel, for most of the last 20 laps. She fell behind on a yellow (caution), but then led the restart. She finished 4th. Same spot she qualified.

Records made on May 29th, 2005 by Danica Patrick:
Highest female starting position in the Indy 500
First female to lead a lap in the Indy 500
Highest finish by a female in the Indy 500

Some more too, but those are the important ones.

Oh, and she's really hot too.

Danica Patrick by ~The Nameless One~ July 20, 2008