An ugly bitch who got on the cover of a magazine even though she's a six at best. She is a NASCAR driver, which tells you many things. She is poor, stupid, and extremely annoying. She gets run over in an episode of South Park by Cartman, and its one of the funniest things you will ever see.
by Meteorox June 10, 2011
A black chick who will most likely grow up to be a B-rated stripper and pole dancer at a gentleman's club. An Ify is someone who does not have a dad, and because of a lack of guidance, will drop out of school at an early age. (like 5th grade). Ify is very conflicted, so if you dont want her to cut herself in the bathtub, make sure to compliment her on her appearance every day, even though you are lying.
by Meteorox June 10, 2011
by Meteorox June 10, 2011