Danica Patrick

A female NASCAR driver who set a few records.
She also got into a Sonic game, along with the Pyro from TF2. Seriously, what the hell SEGA?

Person 1: “I’m gonna play fucking Danica Patrick.”
Person 2: “Why? She sucks. Plays as fucking Football Manager or Ages or Tails or someone who isn’t gay as fuck.”
Person 1: “I’m fucking playing Danica Patrick and you can’t stop me.”

by Lug1a October 11, 2019

Nut

nut
n u t
n u t
n u t
N U T

Person 1: “Can you please say something other than fucking nonsense?”
Person 2: “Nut.”

by Lug1a October 10, 2019

Justas

A person who likes video games more than most people. If you get into his friend circle, you are special.

“Justas is a cool guy, I’m glad I managed to be friends with him.”

by Lug1a October 10, 2019

Trap Card

When you reveal something unexpected in a flashy way.

Person 1: “Why is the orange juice missing?”
Person 2: “HAHAHA FOOL. YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD. I FUCKING DRANK IT ALL.”
Person 1: “Why?”
Person 2: “HAHAHA YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD AGAIN. I WAS FUCKING THIRSTY.”

by Lug1a October 10, 2019

Enigma

A mystery or riddle, of sorts.

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Milk: *spills*

by Lug1a October 10, 2019

lol fuck that shit

When someone suggests something that is just so hilariously bad.

Person 1: “I dare you to jump from the balcony into the pool.”
Person 2: “lol fuck that shit.”

by Lug1a October 11, 2019

Duct Tape

The solution to every problem.

If it isn’t working, you aren’t using enough duct tape. And if the duct tape isn’t working, YOU AREN’T. USING. ENOUGH. DUCT TAPE.

by Lug1a October 11, 2019