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Dangle Dicking 

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.
Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!
Dangle Dicking by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012

dangle dance 

The rocking back-and-forth motion used in an attempt to free a dingleberry from one's anus. If enough momentum is generated, the dinglberry will fall free and make for a far cleaner wipe.
I felt somewhat embarassed, sitting in the bathroom at the library, hoping that the pulsating of my dangle dance wouldn't give someone the wrong idea.
dangle dance by Matt-money December 27, 2005

dangle dongle 

A long shlong (for all the 4 yr olds out there, that means penis)
I can’t wait to succ kyle’s dangle dongle
dangle dongle by Savagedoge69 November 20, 2017

dangle dance 

An impromptu dance performed by a gentleman with no pants on.
Mike dropped trou and did a dangle dance in front of the beauty salon.
dangle dance by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

dangle doo 

Australian term for male genitalia; penis
"Crikey! Croc's has me by the dangle doo!" - Steve Erwin
dangle doo by Foxy Froliscious January 7, 2010

dangle downs 

a slang term for male genitalia
Last night my girl was playing with my dangle downs.