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danget

A word to describe a person morphing into a combination of a nonce and a complete moron.
Adam Johnson is such a danget.
Yer da's a danget.
by Danget Dangetson April 1, 2016
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danget

danget! i left my keys at home.
by cancercancan September 3, 2019
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cyber danger wank

Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.
Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?

David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.
by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020
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dangerous pussy

Pussy so good it’s hard to say no or stay away from even if you’re married
I promised myself to never talk to her again, but it’s so hard because she’s got a dangerous pussy.
by Siredd November 11, 2017
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Dan Get The Granola

A meme originating from Panic! At The Disco's week 5 tour recap video, in which Brendon Urie throws a tantrum and someone in the background shouts "Dan, get the granola" requesting the band's drummer Dan Pawlovich to get said granola.

Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.
Brendon: *wailing*
Kenny: Dan get the granola
by InfinityOnJay July 29, 2016
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Danger Yank

To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...

If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.
Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.
by Mjolnir12982 January 14, 2017
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Our worlds are in danger

Optimus prime: OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER!! To save them and the galaxy we must find the four Cyber Planet Keys before the Decepticons can use them for evil. It is our mission. Hot Shot! Jetfire! Vector Prime! Landmine! Scattorshot! Optimus Prime! Transform and roll out!
by Ariel Aries May 23, 2021
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