Danegasm
I went backstage at Dane Cook's concert hoping to get a Danegasm, but instead he prematurely ejaculated in my hair.
Danegasm by nojokestealers April 30, 2009
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Danegasm
dankgasm
🔥 Those DANK nugs of GRAND DADDY PURP gave me a total DANKGASM.
🔥 DANKGASM !This food is so DANK..
🔥 Those DANK memes gave me a DANKGASM FUNNY AF!
🔥 That DANK beers taste.. oh DANKGASM in my mouth.
🔥 DANKGASM !This food is so DANK..
🔥 Those DANK memes gave me a DANKGASM FUNNY AF!
🔥 That DANK beers taste.. oh DANKGASM in my mouth.
dankgasm by ClassicRonnie May 27, 2019
Danogasm
When Dan is so enamored of his own self righteous glory that he blows a load in his pants every time he looks at himself in a mirror or thinks about himself in the third person.
Dan was walking down the street when all of a sudden he spotted himself, and there it happened a sudden satisfying Danogasm!!!!!!
Davegasm
A type of orgasam by just looking at pictures David Cook and/or watching/hearing him sing.and being able to cum without even touching ones self.
Davegasm by Gabrielle C September 28, 2008
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dirrty
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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