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Danogasm 

When Dan is so enamored of his own self righteous glory that he blows a load in his pants every time he looks at himself in a mirror or thinks about himself in the third person.
Dan was walking down the street when all of a sudden he spotted himself, and there it happened a sudden satisfying Danogasm!!!!!!
Danogasm by Mr. Candy February 21, 2009
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dankgasm 

🔥 A climax of extreme excitement in the presence of anything that is so DANK . DANK DANK
🔥 Those DANK nugs of GRAND DADDY PURP gave me a total DANKGASM.
🔥 DANKGASM !This food is so DANK..
🔥 Those DANK memes gave me a DANKGASM FUNNY AF!
🔥 That DANK beers taste.. oh DANKGASM in my mouth.
dankgasm by ClassicRonnie May 27, 2019
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Dinogasm 

When you are scripting but the LUA keeps telling you there is an error and after 8 hours of searching you realize the was an extra comma on like 1256 and you release an prehistoric orgasmic moan at your monitor .
" Man I've been coding for 6 hours straight, I better take a break before I mess up and have a dinogasm, wait what's this?"
*Sees error*
HUUUHHHHOOOOUUUUUUUUU
Dinogasm by Element9818 March 31, 2022

Danegasm 

Heightend state of arousal that misguided fans of Dane Cook hope he will provide.
I went backstage at Dane Cook's concert hoping to get a Danegasm, but instead he prematurely ejaculated in my hair.
Danegasm by nojokestealers April 30, 2009

Danegasm  

an enourmis orgasm brought on by a hot guy
That hot guy over there just gave me a Danegasm last night
Danegasm by uhura December 25, 2008

dankgasm 

Something so dank that the individual (you) will experience an orgasmic pleasure, but, it's better because it's dank.
I got a dankgasm when I saw multiple dank memes on the internet
dankgasm by Dank Phill October 14, 2016
The extasis esperienced by Dan Andrews, PM of the State of Victoria, Australia every time their leader makes any decision, in particular limiting common rights.
Dan suggested he may introduce lockdown again if people don't get tested enough, his supporters had the biggest Dangasm yet
Dangasm by MrBoombastik October 1, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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