Dancing Potato

The savior of all life in the universe. Something that deserves to bowed to, prayed to, and sacrificed to. It’s legendary and unimaginable dancing powers will create and destroy anything and everything. (The musical dancing potato is unfathomably more majestic)

Hey everybody! Do you want to pray to sacrifice Billy to the dancing potato?
*Entire world cheers*

Dancing Potato by TurtleNugget911 November 26, 2019

Dancing Potato

Literally the Dancing Potato is the lord and savior of the entire universe. There has never been anyone who ever disagreed with it and it will one day rule the entire universe in complete unity. Everyone loves and admires the dancing potato and any time the Dancing Potato is mentioned people instantly begin to pray and sacrifice each other to it. The amazingly majestic power of the Potato has also been known to start cults of first graders ;) tehehe oops

BUT YEAH LOL ITS JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT

Lets all go sacrifice Ademottomotto to the Dancing Potato

Dancing Potato by TurtleNugget912 March 2, 2020

Dancing Potatoes

The testicles of the male Homo Sapien

After I dumped her, she kneed me right in the dancing potatoes.

Dancing Potatoes by Portly Ninja August 28, 2006