Dancing Potato

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The savior of all life in the universe. Something that deserves to bowed to, prayed to, and sacrificed to. It’s legendary and unimaginable dancing powers will create and destroy anything and everything. (The musical dancing potato is unfathomably more majestic)

Hey everybody! Do you want to pray to sacrifice Billy to the dancing potato?
*Entire world cheers*

Dancing Potato by TurtleNugget911 November 26, 2019

Words you can keep

Dancing Potato

Literally the Dancing Potato is the lord and savior of the entire universe. There has never been anyone who ever disagreed with it and it will one day rule the entire universe in complete unity. Everyone loves and admires the dancing potato and any time the Dancing Potato is mentioned people instantly begin to pray and sacrifice each other to it. The amazingly majestic power of the Potato has also been known to start cults of first graders ;) tehehe oops

BUT YEAH LOL ITS JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT

Lets all go sacrifice Ademottomotto to the Dancing Potato

Dancing Potato by TurtleNugget912 March 2, 2020

Dancing Potatoes

The testicles of the male Homo Sapien

After I dumped her, she kneed me right in the dancing potatoes.

Dancing Potatoes by Portly Ninja August 28, 2006

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026