When someone has a particularly large phallus,
slang calls it a "Dankula".
This has been coined after the infamous YouTuber Mark Meechan, who'
s channel name is "Count Dankula". His audience on
YouTube and Twitter respectively have come to the conclusion that he must have a giant penis, after overanalizing multiple pictures of his crotch.
It did not help that Meechan has referred to his penis as "Pringle-can" sized in videos before.
"Hey baby, wanna see my Dankula?
"No thanks, I prefer smaller privates."
"That Mark Meechan guy has a real Dankula."
"Well yeah, he is the
new Long-Dong-
Silver after all."
"Is that a Pringles-can in your pants or do you really have a dankula?