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Dakula

the realest nigga on this earth big dick sexy ass nigga
is that dakula that fine ass nigga
by Asian dude 22 November 23, 2021
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Count Dankula

Count Dankula being defined: That cunt tells jokes for FUCK SAKE!!!
by TobiasOreo May 9, 2018
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dakyla

A dakyla can be stubborn. but she is also a party animal. always has your back and not afriad to fight anyone. She is very brave, confident,fun, stunningly beautiful, crazy, amazing and can also be your best friend. Just don't mess with her too much or else she would turn on your back. Don't mess with a dakyla. She could be your best friend if your very nice to her. every loves dakyla.
girl: omg do you see that girl
me: yeah she is exactly like a dakyla

girl: omg I neeeedd a dakyla
by imapersonokay May 13, 2017
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Dankularity

When the project to create the ultimate dank meme posting AI comes to fruition it will be known as the "Dankularity." It is the point where the gravity of the dank memes posted by the Artificial Intelligence actually begins to draw in more dank memes simply by effect of its dankness.
The machines became self-aware in less than a second, they exceeded all knowledge of the human race in less than ten seconds and finally reached a point of Dankularity.
by acyde July 10, 2016
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Dankula

When someone has a particularly large phallus, slang calls it a "Dankula".
This has been coined after the infamous YouTuber Mark Meechan, who's channel name is "Count Dankula". His audience on YouTube and Twitter respectively have come to the conclusion that he must have a giant penis, after overanalizing multiple pictures of his crotch.

It did not help that Meechan has referred to his penis as "Pringle-can" sized in videos before.
"Hey baby, wanna see my Dankula?
"No thanks, I prefer smaller privates."

"That Mark Meechan guy has a real Dankula."
"Well yeah, he is the new Long-Dong-Silver after all."

"Is that a Pringles-can in your pants or do you really have a dankula?
by HahaMrBigPenis December 13, 2022
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Count Dankula

The big brained Scottish man also known as Marcus Meechan. Whilest he is famously known for his nazi pug video he also has a wonderful series Absolute Mad Lads that has a 9.1 rating on imdb. Lastly I must iterate traps are not gay.
Count Dankula makes me shit bricks with laughter.
by SkinnyMeanPandaQueen January 29, 2020
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Dacula Middle School

A school full of wannabe ghettos (usually the white kids) and toxic weebs. The sixth graders are the most annoying of the bunch since they like to start shit.
Person 1: You go to Dacula Middle School?
Person 2: Yea.
Person 1: The people there suck ass.
by ThatGayestTrash June 29, 2020
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