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Dakata is very gay
Dakata by Ur a an March 27, 2022

Dakota Handshake 

When two Dodge Dakota owners greet each other by grabbing the others genitals.
Logan didn't want to scare the other driver. So he used the Dakota Handshake.
Dakota Handshake by Trust me 357 August 3, 2018

The Dakota War 

Taken place on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987, Captain Schlurnt and the men of the North Dakotan Army stormed into South Dakota in order to combine the Dakotas into one. The South Dakotan Militia vehemently opposed such a ordeal, leading Major Blunkus of the SDM to prepare defenses in the case of an invasion. Blunkus and his men killed at least 14 North Dakotans, essentially eradicating half the population of North Dakota in a matter of minutes. In light of this devastating loss, the Treaty of Barren Wastelands was signed the next day, keeping North and South Dakota separate for at least the next 41 years.
Normal USA man: Who is in the picture on your mantle?

South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.
The Dakota War by ehorgski December 6, 2019

North Dakota 

1) Not part of Canada.
2) Where most of the film "Fargo" wasn't filmed.
Isn't North Dakota in Canada?
No
North Dakota by Um...Joe October 1, 2004

South Dakota Hot 

South Dakota is really not a bad place to live. Friendly folks with down to earth ethics that enjoy good conversation, outdoor sports like hunting and fishing and that know how to drive in all types of weather. However, a female in SD is generally heavier compared to women in most other parts of the country. Actually at least 50 pounds heavier. This is the norm because there is generally no good basis for comparison. A shapely, thin woman is an exception, thus women feel much less of a need to maintain let alone compete regarding weight, including those at an early age. Most over 30…. forget it, leaving men with little choice. Women in this condition consider themselves to be average. If you plan to move here, hopefully you’ll already have a ‘significant other’. If you’re single and over 30, your selection is extremely limited unless you like chubby chicks, which I personally am not attracted to on a physical level. In fact, since moving here, I have considered becoming a monk.
If I were the governor of South Dakota, I’d offer an incentive to women that have maintained themselves to move here. Unfortunately those that fit this description are already attached. Tax breaks, reduced rent, improved shopping, etc. would be a good start. Those that also possess a good personality would have their special benefits increased. The professionals SD wishes to draw here would follow. Unfortunately at this time, South Dakota Hot really isn’t even warm.
South Dakota Hot by Stout Man March 15, 2013

University of North Dakota 

UND… aka “The University of North Dakota”. The only people you will meet here are either professional high-functioning alcoholics who also happen to fly planes, or depressed nursing students. In the winter, you’ll freeze your ass off waiting in line for a hockey game.
Person 1: “Hey man, there’s absolutely nothing here at UND (University of North Dakota) what should we do?”
Person 2: **pours two shots of everclear**
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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