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Daily Star 

A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.
'Daily Star are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists and doom mongers'
Daily Star by UltimateDoge February 21, 2021

Visayan Daily Star 

An "English"-language newspaper published in Bacolod city, in the Visayan region of the Philippines.
Has been in circulation for several decades but interestingly, the quality of writing has stayed at the 3rd grade level. However, the tabloid journalism and idiotic reporting makes for an occasional good laugh.

Currently, the paper is used as the mouthpiece of the city's colorfuldouche bag mayor, Evelio Leonardia, who is renowned for being Bacolod's first mayor to wear a dirty sanchez proudly.
Me: Honey I need more toilet paper.
Chrysee: Here's the Visayan Daily Star, dear!
Me: Thanks!
Visayan Daily Star by naknumm September 7, 2007

dailystormer 

Dailystormer.su
A website owned and operated by Andrew Anglin and Andrew Aurenheimer (Weev).
They are right wing site that hates Jews and wants to stop immigration. They say they are not neo Nazis but “ people with practical solutions to practical problems”. They say they are a Christian news site that is the “most censored site in history”. Andrew anglin also calls himself a “seasoned bitch hater” who wants to put women in cages and strip them of their rights. The news sites views are Christian white nationalists who in their own words

“We want:
The Constitution, The white race, Families,Christianity, Prosperity, Freedom
We do not want:
Communism, Immigration, Homosexuality, Feminism, Free trade, Austerity, Repression and suppression of our natural rights, Jews”
Did you see the last dailystormer article?
No,why are you reading the dailystormer are you an anti Semite?
NO NO I just look to see the other sides opinion

Ok jeez
dailystormer by Dersturmer January 15, 2021

starched doily

Ejaculate on protruding ruffled inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia (labia minora).
Her starched doily was dripping ejaculate.
starched doily by Lee Metcalfe March 21, 2007
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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