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dagenham 

Its a large town in east London not Essex as many people think
Im from Dagenham this is how i know
dagenham by H.good January 9, 2017
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Dagenham 

Area In East London, known for stabbings and gang violence. But a pretty tame part of East London in comparison to its neighbours. Has a football team called Dagenham and Redbridge in the Conference Premier, Leicester Grime MC "Kamakaze" plays for The Daggers. Although having a local team most Dagenham residents support West Ham United.

East Of Barking, North-West of Rainham

Grime MC Devlin Grew up in Dagenham

Part of London not Essex
p1: Bruv I went down to Dagenham on Friday

p2: shiit man are you alright
Dagenham by is 5’9” tall? November 11, 2019

dagenham smile 

Buttock cleavage exhibited by large people when wearing ill-fitting or inadequate trousers. Most commonly associated with workmen and labourers in the construction trade. Often referred to as a "brickie's arse" or "builder's bum".
When the plumber bent over to pick up his wrench my mum copped an eyeful of his dagenham smile.
dagenham smile by Squirrel Face February 5, 2004

Dagenham Handshake 

Pinky in the stinky, two up front and rub the nub with your thumb.
I first met his missus in a car park off the A13. Gave her a firm Dagenham Handshake and we've been on good terms ever since.
Dagenham Handshake by JLS3000 January 25, 2016

Dagenham Dustbin 

Ford Cortina. First British monocoque construction car. For many years the best selling motor car in the UK. So called because they were made in Dagenham, Essex, and were very prone to rust.
I don't know why Joe rides around in that dagenham dustbin when for the same price he could get a nice Triumph Herald.

Dagenham park 

This school is full of wannabe rappers and footballers it’s just honestly a terrible school but very entertaining when it comes to beef the food is very trash like the boys who go there but majority of them are Peng. They will beg it quite a lot but the school in general is good I mean the teachers give you slack 24/7 and the relocation room is not it with the dramatic kids who get sent down for laughing the worst part is being enemies with All Saints there’s no reason why Dagenham park and all saints are just enemies the schools teachers are very jarring the girls think they’re all that when they really aren’t they overuse lipgloss like it’s going out of fashion and think they’re Peng when they aren’t it’s quite sad the geography block is always boiling hot the main building is just awful the Astroturf bangs especially when u like to bang ball
What school do you go to?

I go to Dagenham park

That’s a cool school

Dagenham Dogs 

Polite term for English built Fords, especially the XR series of Baby Killers and joy rider chariots.
Check out The Geezer in his XR3, flipping everyone the finger and trying to race everything from M3's to old women.
Dagenham Dogs by dj_monged September 10, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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