Dadmission 

An errand traditionally performed by a woman spelled out in a note and handed to her husband to complete.

With his mouth wide open and the candy aisle stretching before him this man's dadmission was to purchase enough candy for his daughter's class to produce a gingerbread house.

Dadmission by nothingyet December 6, 2016

Nocturnal Admission

A dream in which sexual adventures are replaced with college acceptances, and you have the pleasures of dreaming that you have, in fact, been accepted into college. These are just as disappointing to wake up from as sexual dreams.

"I had a nocturnal admission last night."
"Aw, man, again?"
"This time it was Dartmouth...I cried when I woke up."

Nocturnal Admission by danjdber January 17, 2010

geek admission 

Stating something in a conversation that reveals your geeky or embarrassing side.

The date was going fine until my geek admission that I loved playing WoW.

geek admission by lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 8, 2007

Ten Dollar Admission 

A term used to describe a party or activity where guests are encouraged to arrive under the influence of LSD. A tab of LSD will often cost around ten dollars, hence the name.

When it is a requirement, security will sometimes check guests' tongues before allowing them in and charge a cover if they do not see a tab.

Guest: "Yo, man, whats the details for Saturday?"

Host: "BYOB, girls get free drinks, BP, no cover, ten dollar admission, starts at 8"

Ten Dollar Admission by davidblue November 11, 2013

laugh of admission 

Having a response of laughter caused by personal identification of a situation.

"You laugh because it's true"

When Jake overheard a girl say, "my boyfriend finally apologized but i'm starting to think guys only say sorry to shut their girlfriends up," he chuckled to himself- a laugh of admission because he does it too.

laugh of admission by Yassbetch July 8, 2017

admission stamp 

When u have poo/mud on your shoe and u stamp on someones back during intercourse or in casual circumstamces

Boi 1 : why would you give that girl an admission stamp
Boi 2 : beacause she was a crutters ho-bag. And i wanted to wipe my feet!

admission stamp by zelllerd June 27, 2009

admission 

HOW 2 BE ADMISSION

You: HOW 2 BE ADMISSION
Me: Fuck off

admission by Emperor Donald Trump December 2, 2017