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Daddy Davod 

Praised by those at his school, the origins of Daddy Davod are mysterious. It is said that he gave birth to the human race by impregnating an unknown woman.

He is extremely handsome, with a jawline as sharp as a machete. He often uses his jawline instead of a knife in food-tech lessons.

Many respect Daddy Davod. He has a few connections in Slough and a lot in Uxbridge. He is also a great prosecution lawyer and can make a kitten confess to 9-11.

His goal in life is to have as many kids as possible and look after them well. He is rarely seen and thought of as a myth. There have been sightings of him on the bus in many costumes: Tintin, Peter Parker, The Flash and also wearing a 'Daddy Davod' shirt. He also wrecks his brother at badminton.

If you see this perfect specimen of a man, get on your knees and praise him.

(P.S. His name isn't 'David' and is not white)
Child 1: Is that Daddy Davod, creator of mankind?
Child 2 : *gets on knees and praises Daddy*
Daddy Davod: *cuts apple slices with his jawline and flies off to produce more children*
Daddy Davod by Daddy Davod March 4, 2017
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Daddy David 

That Friendly Guy at the Casino who's all about the Tips: first he Tips his hat to you, then he's giving Tips, getting Tips, Tipping your ashtray, getting you Tipsy, finding that word that's just on the Tip of your tongue, helping you after you're Tipsy, and finally Tipping you over into your Lyft or Uber after giving you "Only the Tip".
Slippery Timmy had me at my wits end at the craps table and ready to leave the Casino, and Vegas, until I met Daddy David, then my evening went into overdrive! Without him I would have been down to my last $5, but he saved my night. I still lost that last $5 but Daddy David helped me turn it into $50 Grand and a night on the town for the record books before it was completely gone.
Daddy David by FunkyTuba February 14, 2021

Daddy David 

Sexiest coach alive. Loves his players, often good at coaching with bald head and dark skin.
Daddy David is such a good
coach!

David “Diddy” 

An intriguing fellow, the sorta guy you’d meet at a bar then have intense and very sensual homo sex with. A rather girthy and meaty individual with a crippling Coca Cola addiction and runs the very successful business “Diddy Docking Dipping” a fair warning, David can occasionally get angry and turn into his “Big Dave” form and start violently bumming any available asshole in the area. Also the kind Diddy has a tendency to fall asleep in Discord calls and has a habit of sticking his fingers up his “Diddy bum bumTM” and going up to people and asking if they’d like some chocolate ice cream.
David “Diddy” name/cock destroyer

Hello, is that the dipping department, my Diddy keeps pulling a tactical Sheung

David, wake up there are customers that need to be served

David…??? (Laughter erupts)

Damn I could do with some Diddy willy

You heard about Diddy Docking Dipping? The best docking experience of my life

No David, I don’t want any chocolate ice cream

David are you sleeping (in indian)

Hello and welcome back to another Jamol Tech Tips video, today we’re going to be showing you how to fall asleep in the Discord call like the DIDDAS
David “Diddy” by Jamol tech tips December 28, 2022
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