DADD

Dads Against Daughters Dating

We DADDs will shoot a boy if he gets our daughter pregnant (only applies if they are NOT married or engaged)

by Little Miss Windsor 2003 June 30, 2014

Dadd

Stands for Day After Drinking Diarrhea. When your colon has too much liquid in its system. Body rejects alcohol from the night before.

I have such bad Dadd today, I drank way too much last night.

Dude, my Dadd smells like tequila.

by blackouttie January 4, 2010

Dadd'

In The Bahamas the word 'Dadd' is used to describe a male or female that gets all the leg. He/ she has to pay no charge to get leg. The leg that he/ she gets in return may stalk or follow him/ her.

When he/ she leaves the house there's leg outside.
When he comes out of the car there's leg outside.
When he comes home there's leg inside.
When he goes to KFC the leg is free of charge.

Tenses: Daddy, Dad, Daddio, Mac-Daddy, Father, Mr-Gentlemen Sir, Father-hood, Grandadd

* Dadd walks in and meets a girl in his house *

Dadd: Why are you in my house?

Girl: I brought delivery.

Dadd: What delivery? Lemme guess. Its leg?

Girl: Yes yes, Indeed, cause you are a "Dadd'"

by Dadd1990 December 5, 2011

DADD

Dad Attention Deficit Disorder

I can only go shopping with my daughters for so long until my DADD kicks in...

by Mr. GotJokes December 25, 2019

DADD

Dads Advocating for Drunk Driving, group of men who doesn't believe drunk driving should be illegal. Counter to MADD.

DADD was on the news last night to protest the MADD rally.

by 4rk September 23, 2022

Doggie ADD (DADD)

Canines afflicted with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.

Sparky the terrier had Doggie ADD (DADD) *so bad* that he couldn't walk straight on the sidewalk or finish his meal without being distracted by a squirrel.

by Uncle Joosie July 15, 2018

FU Dadd

The only appropriate greeting for a poster named Dadd.

oh hai! FU Dadd

by pprimate August 4, 2010