Da Via
Da-Via noun/verb \ˈdā-vī-ə\
1. A state of being completely unfit for the task at hand but acting under the impression that one is overly qualified and amply certified to perform the aforementioned task.
2. The act of making up stories and accomplishments in ones life to try to be more interesting than the boring firefighter you are.
3. A self proclaimed PT stud, who reaches muscle failure after performing 5 pushups.
4. A laugh that begins with a long sigh and is followed by an abrupt but hyphenated, single syllable laugh.
5. Dorky, quirky and Steve Urkel like in all ways possible, and being completely socially inept.
1. A state of being completely unfit for the task at hand but acting under the impression that one is overly qualified and amply certified to perform the aforementioned task.
2. The act of making up stories and accomplishments in ones life to try to be more interesting than the boring firefighter you are.
3. A self proclaimed PT stud, who reaches muscle failure after performing 5 pushups.
4. A laugh that begins with a long sigh and is followed by an abrupt but hyphenated, single syllable laugh.
5. Dorky, quirky and Steve Urkel like in all ways possible, and being completely socially inept.
1. Guy 1-Dude, I'm thinking about being special forces. Guy 2-But, you're a librarian. Guy 1-I think can do it. Guy 2-Stop being a Da Via.
2. Guy1-"You so are doing a Da Via with that bullshit ass story."
3. Guy 1- Im going to do BEAST on this PT test. Guy 2-Didn't you Da Via the last test. Guy 1-Nah man I did 6 pushups.
4. (Sigh)------------------------------------------ah
5. Girl 1-Steve is so fuckin weird. Guy 1-How so? Girl 1- He's a Da Via.
2. Guy1-"You so are doing a Da Via with that bullshit ass story."
3. Guy 1- Im going to do BEAST on this PT test. Guy 2-Didn't you Da Via the last test. Guy 1-Nah man I did 6 pushups.
4. (Sigh)------------------------------------------ah
5. Girl 1-Steve is so fuckin weird. Guy 1-How so? Girl 1- He's a Da Via.
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