Dysfunctional
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dysfunctional by Johndoe33 June 7, 2018
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1. Any executive action by Dean Spanos stunted slime, incompetent team president of the San Diego Chargers, who single-handedly tossed his entire 2007 season in the crapper before it even got started.
2. Bending over to receive a good bumming from an insecure weasel and getting nothing in return.
3. Failure to grasp the consequences of a poorly thought out decision.
4. Firing the coach who led your team to a 14-2 record.
2. Bending over to receive a good bumming from an insecure weasel and getting nothing in return.
3. Failure to grasp the consequences of a poorly thought out decision.
4. Firing the coach who led your team to a 14-2 record.
Dysfunctional Dean Spanos...stupid, stupid, stupid.
Dean Spanos, in a moment of dysfunctional reflection, “I fired the wrong Bobby”.
What the heck happened to this 2007 Charger team? Why are they so dysfunctional?
Dean Spanos, in a moment of dysfunctional reflection, “I fired the wrong Bobby”.
What the heck happened to this 2007 Charger team? Why are they so dysfunctional?
dysfunctional by fujikawa October 17, 2007
Dysfunctional
1) Your family is like Diana Jennings! What does that that mean? Dysfunctional duh!
2) why would you leave a man for a low life biker you must be Diana Jennings
2) why would you leave a man for a low life biker you must be Diana Jennings
Dysfunctional by Factual-information June 7, 2018
Dysfunctional
1. When something does not function properly.
2. When something is dangerous, bad, unhealthy, toxic, etc.
2. When something is dangerous, bad, unhealthy, toxic, etc.
Dysfunctional by JonnyDasPony March 21, 2018
Dysfunctional
Dysfunctional by SkrtZ On YT May 1, 2021
Dysfunctional family size
A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.
You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.
Dysfunctional family size by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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