DPK 

DESIGNATED PHONE KEEPER Person Who is assigned by others too drunk to analyze, to guard their phone, so they dont text ex's or do things you Will regret The Next day

Dude, can you be my DPK, imma get ducked up

DPK by acm wbitches March 8, 2017

DPK 

A short fat hobbit who likes to rule over everybody.She has a loving desire for the art of Arcimboldo and currently hangs several thousands photos of him next to his coffin in her wine cellar. She has a habbit of gettin her butler to kill family pets and then hang them above her fireplace. In 2005, she intruded into a local primary school and started to demolish and ruin childrens work. She only requires one insurance company because she has all the insurance she can possibly wish for. Her fingers contain substances found in cumberland sausages and she is also a very keen reader! She carries along a whip and a cross incase she finds any inferior races to what she believes to be superior. On Sunny days she talks to plants and loves to swing onl her bench after spending 23 hours cooking. The Dorothy requires no sleep as she has removable eyes. In 2008, she penetrated a nursery child after lurking in the bushes.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
" I HAVE ALLLLLL THE INSURANCE I COULD POSSIBLY WISH FOR"
"AND SO-TO-BED"
"MOZART WAS A COUSIN OF MINE"
"ME AND THE QUEEN GET ON LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER"
"I WAS FIFTEEN LAST WEEKEND"
"THERE IS ONLY ONE QUEEN AND THAT IS ME, D TO THE P TO THE K, DPK"

DPK by CynthiaTurnerOctypussy June 14, 2009

DPK 

A music label, most notable members being ericdoa/Dante red.

Song: Movinglikeazombie, by Dante red/ericdoa, "DPK certified, boy, you not us"

DPK by Decmbr! January 12, 2023

dpkg 

One of the few things elegant enough to escape the wrath of Linus Torvalds, dpkg is beautiful, simplistic, and self-contained. It does one thing and just one thing and that thing is installing/uninstalling packages. It works great in pipes, and its the epitome of good UNIX design principles.

I love dpkg except when it doesn't work, so I use aptitude which does a million things and does half of them correctly. Ah the joys of Linux.

dpkg by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

dpka 

an acronym which stands for "douglas percussion kicks ass". which is pretty much common knowledge in the musical world.

"DPKA!"
"what does that mean?"
"it means stoneman douglas is going to ruin your life."

dpka by dpka! April 4, 2008