doorway

A hood ass chick. A loose woman.

That chick is a doorway man. Everybody has been in and out of her.

by Nicgers January 24, 2012

Doorway Dad

What you imagine is behind that cracked door during your fapfest? It's Doorway Dad. He knows when you're awake, he knows when you're asleep. And he watches you masturbate. Beware!

I couldn't fap last night I was being spied on by Doorway Dad. :(

by Doorway Security November 3, 2009

Doorway chugging

Is a made up sex act you tell people you're into, to see if they act like they've heard of it. Then later when they Google it, they'll see they were trolled.

I'm really into doorway chugging.

by bartra February 27, 2022

Doorway Ass

Theres no magic here people, its just describing an ass the size of a common doorway. Meaning big giant hips / booty. In reference to the width of a doorway.

I love you baby and that giant doorway ass!

Bring your Doorway ass....my way.

Holy crap that is one giant Doorway Ass

by Astral916 May 20, 2008

Doorway chonker

A cat who sits in awkward places.

I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker

by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021

Doorway Effect

Whenever you walk into a room, and you don't know why you walked into that room.

I walked into a random room full of people and I forgot why I was in there and I said, "Sorry, Doorway Effect am I right?"

by backslash\\\ July 13, 2022

Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.

"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"

by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024