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That chick is a doorway man. Everybody has been in and out of her.
doorway by Nicgers January 24, 2012
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Doorway Dad 

What you imagine is behind that cracked door during your fapfest? It's Doorway Dad. He knows when you're awake, he knows when you're asleep. And he watches you masturbate. Beware!
I couldn't fap last night I was being spied on by Doorway Dad. :(
Doorway Dad by Doorway Security November 3, 2009

Doorway chugging 

Is a made up sex act you tell people you're into, to see if they act like they've heard of it. Then later when they Google it, they'll see they were trolled.
Doorway chugging by bartra February 27, 2022

Doorway Ass 

Theres no magic here people, its just describing an ass the size of a common doorway. Meaning big giant hips / booty. In reference to the width of a doorway.
I love you baby and that giant doorway ass!

Bring your Doorway ass....my way.

Holy crap that is one giant Doorway Ass
Doorway Ass by Astral916 May 20, 2008

Doorway chonker 

A cat who sits in awkward places.
I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker
Doorway chonker by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021

Doorway Effect 

Whenever you walk into a room, and you don't know why you walked into that room.
I walked into a random room full of people and I forgot why I was in there and I said, "Sorry, Doorway Effect am I right?"
Doorway Effect by backslash\\\ July 13, 2022

Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.
"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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