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donwload 

-Cursing included-
Literally the same meaning as download, but it is accidentally created when typing in a hurry, especially when pressing w and n at the same time, sometimes ending up with a nw, it is very hard to notice, you will only realize that you have made a typo when Google really fucking tells you about how shitty your spelling skills are.

Search engines, Spelling nazis, and Trolls are the only known people to shit on your spelling skills.
It is typed also by people who can't tell the difference about N and W, dyslexic people, or kids trying to be like grown-up computer pros.

When used in speech, it is pronounced as don-wo-load.
User: Alright! Let's donwload that next season of My Little Sony: Microsoft strikes again.
*Types in "donwload"*
Google: No results found. Did you mean MLS:MSA "download"?
User: Wait, what?
Google: Go back to Grade 1 brony.
User: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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donwload 

-Cursing included-
Literally the same meaning as download, but it is accidentally created when typing in a hurry, especially when pressing w and n at the same time, sometimes ending up with a nw, it is very hard to notice, you will only realize that you have made a typo when Google really fucking tells you about how shitty your spelling skills are.

Search engines, Spelling nazis, and Trolls are the only known people to shit on your spelling skills.
It is typed also by people who can't tell the difference about N and W, dyslexic people, or kids trying to be like grown-up computer pros.

When used in speech, it is pronounced as don-wo-load.
User: Alright! Let's donwload that next season of My Little Sony: Microsoft strikes again.
*Types in "donwload"*
Google: No results found. Did you mean MLS:MSA "download"?
User: Wait, what?
Google: Go back to Grade 1 brony.
User: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

downloadeding 

When you are so excited about an app that you are talking like you already have it, eventhough its still downloading!

Its that no-mans land, of making the decision to get the software, so you already have ownership- but you don't quite have it yet...
dude, I already have the new app for that, its downloadeding!
downloadeding by iantsmith April 13, 2011

download more ram

A serious question that was asked in 2004, now a meme.

Downloading more RAM is impossible since it's an hardware.

A fake prank website with the same name propose the user 3 choices of RAM to download, all are free. When the user clicks one, a "Downloading Ram" bar will appear and slowly progress, when done, a popup will appear that you have downloaded more ram. In reality, your ram is still the same.
Newbie : Where can i download more RAM ? I need it to play the newest games
(New reply from XxX_TrollKiller2002_XxX)
XxX_TrollKiller2002_XxX : (Sends link to downloadmoreramcom)

Download Anxiety 

1: The anxiety felt when downloading something within a set time limit. Anxiety increases according to the formula

ANXIETY=(DOWNLOAD REMAINING)/(TIME REMAINING).

2: The fear of a download failing, especially for very large downloads. In this case, anxiety increases the closer a download is to completion.

Symptoms of download anxiety include: Uncontrollable monitoring of the download; Refraining from doing anything else on the computer for fear of interrupting the download; Inability to concentrate on anything not related to downloading; and other more general anxiety symptoms.
1: My class finished at 6:30, but I was trying to download Rocky Balboa. It was real download anxiety time.

2: Person 1) My movie was almost finished downloading, and I couldn't keep my eyes off the progress bar. My heart was racing at a mile a minute.
Person 2) Sounds like you had some serious download anxiety.
Download Anxiety by Fred Invisible November 6, 2010

TV Download Addiction 

Also known as TDA, TV Download Addiction is when someone downloads vast amounts of one or several TV show episodes or seasons and becomes addicted to watching episodes in great periods of time. This is due to the ability to watch multiple, consecutive shows without commercials or days in between.
"Hey dude I haven't Tommy in a few days. Where's he been?"

"Oh you haven't heard? He's has TV Download Addiction. He caught TDA after he download all the seasons of Dexter so he won't be hanging out for a while."
TV Download Addiction by drewfer February 15, 2010

download festival 

An Annual Music fest held at castle donington, same destination as the world famous Mosters of Rock Shows reign in the 80's
(Adam D)Man did you catch slayer at download???

(Steve) Yeah man Raining blood was sic!!!
download festival by Adam D September 3, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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