DOILF 

Like the term MILF, DOILF means Dog Owner I'd Like (to) Fuck

She is a DOILF

DOILF by AIDS panther July 12, 2011

dilfbur 

The name given to a character on the DreamSMP, known as "Wilbur" or "Revivebur" after being revived by Dream.
He has been since renamed to "Dilfbur" as a joke by multiple fans.

Person 1: "Hey! Did you hear that Wilbur got revived on the DreamSMP?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah! You mean Dilfbur?"
Person 1: "...What?"

dilfbur by Oh God, Not Urban. May 5, 2021

DILF 

An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. They are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or Disney World. They also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. Unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see MILF).

Girl #1: Did you see that guy with the stroller over there? He's a total dilf!
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.

DILF by letmefangirlawhile August 2, 2013

dilfication 

The process of becoming a DILF or DILF-like. Is not limited to literal fathers, applicable to any man as long as they are grown adults who have shown immense physical maturation and acted as a paternal figure within that period.

Girl 1: Did you notice the dilfication of Qian Kun these past two years?
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.

dilfication by itwasforthepeople October 14, 2020

dollfishing 

A form of cultural appropriation in which a cis girl pretends to be transfemme or wears transfemme aesthetics like a costume for clout or career success.

Doll 1: Girl, did you see *niche hyperpop artist, model, influencer etc.* came out as cis!?
Doll 2: Ugh, I know. I guess dollfishing stopped paying off for her.

dollfishing by quadyourenthusiasm September 16, 2023

dilfism

a heartbreaking disease in which you only experience attraction to men too old for you e.g jim hopper or obi wan kenobi (specifically in his series)

i have a serious case of dilfism, i have a crush on obi wan kenobi

dilfism by i like men three times my age June 1, 2022

Dollface

Term of endearment usually reserved for only the most beautiful of women.

A woman so gorgeous that you just want to stare at her whenever you are around her and take in all her beauty and pay her 1 compliment after another til you are both blushing !!!! Someone you can most certainly love with all of your heart.

lucky guy: "you sure are pretty Dollface."

Dollface: " I love it when you call me that. "

Dollface by higgyg69 August 5, 2014