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dog meat 

(in the car)
Radio: "I'm blue...I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy..."
Chris: "Lame..."
Radio: "MMMMBop! Ba-du-bop-a-du-bop-ba-du-bop-ba-du-bop..."
Chris: "Mother of God..."
(5 minutes later)
Radio: "He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy..."
Chris: "THAT'S ENOUGH!!! Turn this shit off! Why the hell are we listening to this dog meat?"

(in China)
Mom: "Hey kids, how does Fido taste?"
Kid: "Terrible...this is total dog meat. Why can't we have cat again like last night? Hey Jing Jong, pass the MSG."
dog meat by Nick D September 1, 2004

dog meat 

Literally a meat made out of dogs. It's really delicious and you must try.
Dog meat is more delicious than beef, pork, chicken, or else!
dog meat by Brian Chew February 6, 2023

dog meat 

dog meat Is used to describe somone who is done for, about to die, or will die if they do something
Guy 1: If you touch my hamster, your dog meat mate.
Guy 2: Oh shit1!1 *runs*
dog meat by jimboxd21 October 1, 2018

Dog meat 

Keith: hey man that cheryl cole is hot af id love to smash her.

Graham: na man that bitch is dog meat she’s been ridin the black pole.
Dog meat by Dizzyd6699 June 9, 2019

dog meat jelly 

an insult of or meaning vagina in the most insulting way possible.
That dog meat jelly is such a bitch.
OHHH, CHECK OUT THAT HOT DOG MEAT JELLY OVER THERE!
dog meat jelly by kl & sv July 25, 2006

Dog meat sanga 

A grimsby sanga most commonly found at low grade golf clubs/courses.
Hey brother ill grab a couple of cans and that dog meat sanga thanks mate”
Dog meat sanga by Adzyhaz January 13, 2022