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DNSIO • Dasio • Desion • ddsion • densio • Desiorme • disiotcho-triesse • DJSIOFDSSJDSDJSKLJJKJAKDFJSAKLJFSKAFKLSAJFKSAJFKASDFJKSDAJFKDASJKFSjioasiopauiouausiouioausioausoausoaiouAiosuasuaspfdfdfpfpsdfpodpsfopdsofpdopfspfdspfodspfodspfodsmxc,xmc,xm,cxmz,cmxc,xzm,cmxz,cmzx,cmzx,c,zxmc,zxmc,msajdsajkdasjd • DNSing • DNSOAMB
DNSing
After checking the modem, the router, and all of the cable connections, Jason decided that his computer was just DNSing.
DNSing by Mike Payne March 11, 2008
Luke Joseph DeSio
Lucas Joseph DeSio, a world acclaimed sketch artist, was born in Davis, California in 1998. Growing up in Davis, he learned the ins and outs of fermenting beer while working with his grandmother at her pastry shop. Due to the lack of alcoholics in schools, Lucious moved to Sacramento. There he met a young girl and his wife to be, Sophie who introduced him to the culture of "fungus tea". After many failed attempts and billions of dollars spent, Luke discovered the melody to combine fermentation and culturing. He would soon have fame and fortune but mainly, trouble. Luke started to get into prescription vitamins and met a 70's styled tranny, Karl. Their affair was discovered and Luke was shipped back to Paraguay. He is now attending school.
Luke Joseph DeSio by M0THER April 13, 2009
Desion
I am a desion in the music industry
DJSIOFDSSJDSDJSKLJJKJAKDFJSAKLJFSKAFKLSAJFKSAJFKASDFJKSDAJFKDASJKFSjioasiopauiouausiouioausioausoausoaiouAiosuasuaspfdfdfpfpsdfpodpsfopdsofpdopfspfdspfodspfodspfodsmxc,xmc,xm,cxmz,cmxc,xzm,cmxz,cmzx,cmzx,c,zxmc,zxmc,msajdsajkdasjd
Hey-hey! I dunno how you got to this by EXACTLY typing the same thing, but im proud of you.
This probably has like, a, I dunno, 5% chance to get? About that, consider yourself being a bit luckier the next 5 days!
Also, for some people: Put on that god damn shirt/pants/shoes/etc and fucking rock them. You be you. Don't change no shit about you just for people to like you. If people ain't gonna like you for you, why change yourself for em? Besides, you can tell who's fake or who's real.
This probably has like, a, I dunno, 5% chance to get? About that, consider yourself being a bit luckier the next 5 days!
Also, for some people: Put on that god damn shirt/pants/shoes/etc and fucking rock them. You be you. Don't change no shit about you just for people to like you. If people ain't gonna like you for you, why change yourself for em? Besides, you can tell who's fake or who's real.
braindead momento
person1: haha, this game is pretty scary! but we'll get through i-
person2: *gets jumpscare* DJSIOFDSSJDSDJSKLJJKJAKDFJSAKLJFSKAFKLSAJFKSAJFKASDFJKSDAJFKDASJKFSjioasiopauiouausiouioausioausoausoaiouAiosuasuaspfdfdfpfpsdfpodpsfopdsofpdopfspfdspfodspfodspfodsmxc,xmc,xm,cxmz,cmxc,xzm,cmxz,cmzx,cmzx,c,zxmc,zxmc,msajdsajkdasjd
person1: jesus christ..
person1: haha, this game is pretty scary! but we'll get through i-
person2: *gets jumpscare* DJSIOFDSSJDSDJSKLJJKJAKDFJSAKLJFSKAFKLSAJFKSAJFKASDFJKSDAJFKDASJKFSjioasiopauiouausiouioausioausoausoaiouAiosuasuaspfdfdfpfpsdfpodpsfopdsofpdopfspfdspfodspfodspfodsmxc,xmc,xm,cxmz,cmxc,xzm,cmxz,cmzx,cmzx,c,zxmc,zxmc,msajdsajkdasjd
person1: jesus christ..
DOSIOF
Do Oreos Suffocate if On Fire?
DOSIOF is an acronym made to stammer those of which try and break it. For instance, say you and your mate have an inside joke and abbreviate it to DOSIOF, and people ask, you put them off by saying it stands for Do Oreos Suffocate If On Fire.
They're like, WTF, but atleast they're off your back.
* - names have been changed, so that I dont get expelled.
We abbreviate DOSIOF because , well, our deputys not exactly, erm, 'fit', and we would be teased.
But we dont think that, anyway. Our old princy does.
DOSIOF is an acronym made to stammer those of which try and break it. For instance, say you and your mate have an inside joke and abbreviate it to DOSIOF, and people ask, you put them off by saying it stands for Do Oreos Suffocate If On Fire.
They're like, WTF, but atleast they're off your back.
* - names have been changed, so that I dont get expelled.
We abbreviate DOSIOF because , well, our deputys not exactly, erm, 'fit', and we would be teased.
But we dont think that, anyway. Our old princy does.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.