DNSIO

This stands for 'Do Not Sit In Oven'

Don't put your ass in the cooker, ok?

by Dan May 13, 2005

DNSIO

This stands for "Do Not Sit In Oven"

Don't put your ass in the cooker, got it?

by Big_Man May 13, 2005

DNSing

When your computer has trouble connecting to the Internet

After checking the modem, the router, and all of the cable connections, Jason decided that his computer was just DNSing.

by Mike Payne March 11, 2008

Luke Joseph DeSio

Lucas Joseph DeSio, a world acclaimed sketch artist, was born in Davis, California in 1998. Growing up in Davis, he learned the ins and outs of fermenting beer while working with his grandmother at her pastry shop. Due to the lack of alcoholics in schools, Lucious moved to Sacramento. There he met a young girl and his wife to be, Sophie who introduced him to the culture of "fungus tea". After many failed attempts and billions of dollars spent, Luke discovered the melody to combine fermentation and culturing. He would soon have fame and fortune but mainly, trouble. Luke started to get into prescription vitamins and met a 70's styled tranny, Karl. Their affair was discovered and Luke was shipped back to Paraguay. He is now attending school.

Luke Joseph DeSio couldn't swing after his arms were chopped off

by M0THER April 13, 2009

Desion

An Unknown champion

I am a desion in the music industry

by Dogdawg June 7, 2021

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Hey-hey! I dunno how you got to this by EXACTLY typing the same thing, but im proud of you.

This probably has like, a, I dunno, 5% chance to get? About that, consider yourself being a bit luckier the next 5 days!

Also, for some people: Put on that god damn shirt/pants/shoes/etc and fucking rock them. You be you. Don't change no shit about you just for people to like you. If people ain't gonna like you for you, why change yourself for em? Besides, you can tell who's fake or who's real.

braindead momento

person1: haha, this game is pretty scary! but we'll get through i-
person2: *gets jumpscare* DJSIOFDSSJDSDJSKLJJKJAKDFJSAKLJFSKAFKLSAJFKSAJFKASDFJKSDAJFKDASJKFSjioasiopauiouausiouioausioausoausoaiouAiosuasuaspfdfdfpfpsdfpodpsfopdsofpdopfspfdspfodspfodspfodsmxc,xmc,xm,cxmz,cmxc,xzm,cmxz,cmzx,cmzx,c,zxmc,zxmc,msajdsajkdasjd

person1: jesus christ..

by qhantomia. June 26, 2022

DOSIOF

Do Oreos Suffocate if On Fire?

DOSIOF is an acronym made to stammer those of which try and break it. For instance, say you and your mate have an inside joke and abbreviate it to DOSIOF, and people ask, you put them off by saying it stands for Do Oreos Suffocate If On Fire.

They're like, WTF, but atleast they're off your back.

* - names have been changed, so that I dont get expelled.

We abbreviate DOSIOF because , well, our deputys not exactly, erm, 'fit', and we would be teased.

But we dont think that, anyway. Our old princy does.

DOSIOF usually stands for,(well, in our case), Our Deputy(hilariously hilarious to joke about) and our old Principle (ditto) and their 'affair'.

So yeah, She says "Donaldddd* our sex is on fire!"
And sings it to the tune.
And yeah. It's hilarious.

by y-fish July 27, 2009