DOSIOF

Do Oreos Suffocate if On Fire?

DOSIOF is an acronym made to stammer those of which try and break it. For instance, say you and your mate have an inside joke and abbreviate it to DOSIOF, and people ask, you put them off by saying it stands for Do Oreos Suffocate If On Fire.

They're like, WTF, but atleast they're off your back.

* - names have been changed, so that I dont get expelled.

We abbreviate DOSIOF because , well, our deputys not exactly, erm, 'fit', and we would be teased.

But we dont think that, anyway. Our old princy does.

DOSIOF usually stands for,(well, in our case), Our Deputy(hilariously hilarious to joke about) and our old Principle (ditto) and their 'affair'.

So yeah, She says "Donaldddd* our sex is on fire!"
And sings it to the tune.
And yeah. It's hilarious.

DOSIOF by y-fish July 27, 2009

dosified 

When M$ Windows / DOS departs from the standards of real operating systems, creating headaches for developers and tech people in general.

That dosified php script will need to be stripped of carriage returns in order to be useful.

dosified by Lee Newton January 27, 2009

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Hey-hey! I dunno how you got to this by EXACTLY typing the same thing, but im proud of you.

This probably has like, a, I dunno, 5% chance to get? About that, consider yourself being a bit luckier the next 5 days!

Also, for some people: Put on that god damn shirt/pants/shoes/etc and fucking rock them. You be you. Don't change no shit about you just for people to like you. If people ain't gonna like you for you, why change yourself for em? Besides, you can tell who's fake or who's real.

braindead momento

person1: haha, this game is pretty scary! but we'll get through i-
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person1: jesus christ..

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Choice-A-Bunga-Tastarific-Expeala-Fucking-Dosious 

When something is so "choice" it simply becomes to small a word!!!!!!!!!!!! very good

"that sex was choice-a-bunga-tastarific-expeala-fucking-dosious!"

Choice-A-Bunga-Tastarific-Expeala-Fucking-Dosious by DonEm October 18, 2004

DoseOfBlue 

Paragraph man, Dan, founder of the JBPL
"He is a waffler" - MCFCSabeena
"He's an alright guy" - Simples1976
Idk what else to say

Person 1: i got a new notification!
Person 2: from who?
Person 1: oh it's just Dan
Person 2: who?
Person 1: DoseOfBlue

DoseOfBlue by Simples1976 August 6, 2021

doseofmj 

doseofmj is bad at videogames

doseofmj sucks at call of duty

doseofmj by NotChance June 5, 2023