dkp 

Stands for "Dragon Kill Points" or "Dungeon Kill Points." Used in mmorpgs as a form of currency within groups of players to bid on or "buy" items that are recieved in said dungeons. Awarded in different ways: time spent in the dungeon, how many bosses (main monsters) are killed, etc.

(Grinth) I need that crown
(Marivel) so do i.
(Grinth) give it to Marivel
(Arcavia) but you have a higher amount of DKP than her.
(Grinth) yeah, but it's a bigger upgrade for her
(Marivel) w00t! thanks Grinth! <3

dkp by 5ummerbreeze August 31, 2006

DKP 

Dragon Kill Points. Used by Guilds in MMORPGs as a form of currency distributed to guild members participating in the kill, which they can spend by bidding on loot that is dropped by mobs.

"Player1 outbids Player2 on Uber-l33t Sword by 15 DKP. Going 1..2..3.. Grats Player1!"

DKP by Benjamin April 17, 2005

DKP 

The hardcore Crew called: De ketz posse!

pure DKP ownage! omg!!!oneoneoneonehundredandeleven

DKP by DLX December 30, 2004

50 dkp minus

What you say when someone fucks up a raid in World of Warcraft.

To get the entire effect, you have to add a few "fucks" and "shits".

Also, DKP is a commonly used system to distribute gear in higher end raids. (depending on the system, 50 dkp vary in actual value)

what the fuck was that shit? if you get aggro, you will lose 50 dkp for not knowing what the fuck to do!

go away from the head lee.

now! crushem handle it!

THATS A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS FOR NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCK TO DO!

50 dkp minus by brochillxcore April 2, 2008

DKPCOFGS 

The order of taxa in biology: Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species. A vulgar method for teaching students to memorize the taxonomic classification system.

DKPCOFGS: Dirty Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex. You're welcome.

DKPCOFGS by Lt.G December 19, 2017

DKPS 

Don't Know The Proper Spelling.

In contrast to a typo, where one simply makes a mistake on accident, a DKPS is when one spells something totally wrong because they just don't know how to spell it.

A person who has made a DKPS may attempt to pass it off as a typo if the error isn't too drastic.

1: I want to change the cuuriculim in schools
2: Dude, I think you mean "curriculum".
1: Oh sorry, typo
1: You made two errors. Looks more like a DKPS to me.

DKPS by JoMan112 January 5, 2012

DKP0 

Short for Dunning-Kruger, Patient Zero. This is a term used to define the ultimate source of self-aggrandizing stupidity in the known universe. Patient Zero is the greatest expression of lacking introspective thought. This entity possess such a low IQ that he/she/it lacks the ability to rationalize their own mental inadequacy and inverts that lack into a sense of extreme confidence. Those near this being or thing are often dumbfounded by the lack of logic and self-awareness.

In mathematics, this entity is expressed by the number - Banana.

*Extreme caution should be taken in any proposed revelations involving this being. DKP0 is unaware of their position as the epicenter of unsound mental fortitude.

Mike - “I found out I was allergic to peanut butter because I nearly died every time I ate it. I guess I’m qualified to practice medicine now.”

Observer - “Holy shit, that must be DKP0.”

DKP0 by toooldtobehere August 28, 2022