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Short for Dunning-Kruger, Patient Zero. This is a term used to define the ultimate source of self-aggrandizing stupidity in the known universe. Patient Zero is the greatest expression of lacking introspective thought. This entity possess such a low IQ that he/she/it lacks the ability to rationalize their own mental inadequacy and inverts that lack into a sense of extreme confidence. Those near this being or thing are often dumbfounded by the lack of logic and self-awareness.

In mathematics, this entity is expressed by the number - Banana.

*Extreme caution should be taken in any proposed revelations involving this being. DKP0 is unaware of their position as the epicenter of unsound mental fortitude.
Mike - “I found out I was allergic to peanut butter because I nearly died every time I ate it. I guess I’m qualified to practice medicine now.”

Observer - “Holy shit, that must be DKP0.”
DKP0 by toooldtobehere August 28, 2022
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Short for Dunning-Kruger, Patient Zero. This is a term to define the ultimate source of self-aggrandizing stupidity in the known universe. Patient Zero is the greatest expression of lacking rational, introspective thought. This entity possess such a low IQ that he/she/it lacks the ability to rationalize their own mental inadequacy and inverts that lack into a sense of extreme confidence. Those near this being or thing are often dumbfounded by the lack of logic and self-awareness.
M - “I found out I was allergic to peanut butter because I nearly died every time I ate it. I guess I’m qualified to practice medicine now.”

Observer - “Holy shit, that must be DKP0.”
DKP0 by toooldtobehere August 28, 2022
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