Distinguished 

What Paul uses instead of OLD.

Paul, your grey beard makes you look OLD dude!

Paul: No, man. It makes me look DISTINGUISHED.

Distinguished by alwaysyoung June 12, 2011

Distinguished 

attractive, sexy older male worth of pussy.

Whoa, my date last nite was totally distinguished even though he lives in the raisin ranch.

Distinguished by flatrabbitfan February 4, 2010

Distinguished Visitors 

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

Distinguished Visitors by littlemen October 16, 2012

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags by Axewielder December 11, 2007

Distinguished Gentlemen

Not a gentle man, "DG's" are in fact flaming homos.

That distinguished gentlemen looks like his ass is sore and his knees are dirty.

Distinguished Gentlemen by schue Shiner February 24, 2011

A Distinguished Gentleman

When you piss from one side of a bed to the complete opposite side of the bed without getting any on the White sheets

Wow have you seen david? He's such a distinguished gentleman!

A Distinguished Gentleman by Firebranddeathbringer March 3, 2026

distinguish 

to discern; to detect with the eyes or with the other sences.

I could not quite distinguish her face in the poorly-lit room, so I was not sure who she was.

distinguish by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006