Someone who sends faulty items to unsuspecting buyers on eBay and then dawdles and postpones action until the 45 day money back guarantee has expired, leaving the buyer with no course of action and out of pocket.
I can't believe it! In an unusual show of patience and seasonal spirit over the Christmasperiod I cut the seller a break when he gave me a sob story about how his partner had left him and he was trying to deal with the couriers to arrange a claim over the "damaged-in-transit" (ie. shoddy!) items he sent me. With all the back and forth, I've missed the refund guarantee window - he's been a dirty otter! How did I fall for this? This is the last time I'm ever patient or Christmas-y!!
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.