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dirty otter 

Someone who sends faulty items to unsuspecting buyers on eBay and then dawdles and postpones action until the 45 day money back guarantee has expired, leaving the buyer with no course of action and out of pocket.
I can't believe it! In an unusual show of patience and seasonal spirit over the Christmas period I cut the seller a break when he gave me a sob story about how his partner had left him and he was trying to deal with the couriers to arrange a claim over the "damaged-in-transit" (ie. shoddy!) items he sent me. With all the back and forth, I've missed the refund guarantee window - he's been a dirty otter! How did I fall for this? This is the last time I'm ever patient or Christmas-y!!
dirty otter by RageyMan January 7, 2014

Dirty Otter 

A man you masterbates while laying on his back and ejaculates all over his own stomach/chest.
I walked in on Barry cumming on himself! What a dirty otter!
Dirty Otter by anonymous September 10, 2020

Dirty otter

The act of spending several hours in the bathroom, dropping a deuce, while beating your dick with your unwashed hand.
Dave has been in the bathroom punishing his dirty otter for 2 hours now.
Dirty otter by 717lokininja January 21, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026