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DICThead 

1. One who spends their time creating entries in online dictionaries with the intent to defame others.
2. Likeminded people who reinforce this behavior by adding repetitive and intellectually challeged definitions.
3. Moonbats who create bogus definitions purely for propaganda's sake.
The pathetic DICTheads are having a field day with Dick Cheney.
DICThead by Riytee February 21, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch

urban dicthead

a person who constantly tries to work words he or she reads or finds on urbandictionary.com into their daily language, regardless or whether or not anyone around them understands them, or whether or not the words are applicable to their situation or their social or racial postions etc.
If you are reading this, there is an approximately 27.2%chance that you are an urban dicthead. Fuck off and shut the fuck up.

psychological dickhead 

Someone who makes a situation unnecessarily stressful or inconvenient in a manner that benefits nobody. Often includes usage of emotionally manipulative tactics such as gaslighting, moving the goalposts, and guilt-tripping.
P1: "If you don't buy this off me I'll burn it all."
P2: "What is the point of doing that? Just give it to me."
P1: "Nope, $600, take it or leave it."
P2: "Oh my god, you're such a psychological dickhead."

Dickheaded bastard 

Someone who is a bit of a knobhead to others for no reason.
"You know that cunt that always does stupid shit for no reason"

"Yeah? Hes a right dickheaded bastard"
Dickheaded bastard by BigdickLJ January 30, 2021

Dickhead Mission 

Used when asked to do something stupid...
James ride to the store for me on your bike

No its raining outside, you ain't about to send me on no dickhead mission
Dickhead Mission by shawba August 19, 2009

Total Dickhead Event

Total Dickhead Event: a public drunken stupor so embarrassing, humiliating, and utterly mortifying as to convince the most hardend boozer to giving up the drink.
“I’ve been on the wagon since my Total Dickhead Event at Meghan and Harry’s wedding.”
Total Dickhead Event by Superchuck September 6, 2018

Backdoor, Dickhead

Philly slang for "Please open the Backdoor of the bus, bus driver". often used by teenagers and impatient adults when getting off of the bus

Philly Septa
Teenage Passenger: BACKDOOR, DICKHEAD!!!
Bus Driver: alright. here you go
Backdoor, Dickhead by nintengeek March 14, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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