Dick First Full Body Experience: A dick pic taken from a low angle showing the penis first and the full body of its owner in the background, generally accompanied by a gentle smirk.
^N. Used with pricks who like to take pics or video of you doing embarrassing/crazy-ass crap and then post it to Face-Book within a matter of minutes.
To which you should reply " Don't fucking Face-book That! " or " DFFBT " and look really pissed.
If however you catch the prick while your doing this "ACT", instead you'd say " Don't fucking Face-Book This! " or " DFFBT! "
your taking a piss and someone comes rushing into the room and catches you in the act. It's embarrassment for you, and god knows they have their cell phone taking a video - To which you should Reply: "Don't fucking Face-Book This!" or "DFFBT!"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)