Dick First Full Body Experience: A dick pic taken from a low angle showing the penis first and the full body of its owner in the background, generally accompanied by a gentle smirk.
^N. Used with pricks who like to take pics or video of you doing embarrassing/crazy-ass crap and then post it to Face-Book within a matter of minutes.
To which you should reply " Don't fucking Face-book That! " or " DFFBT " and look really pissed.
If however you catch the prick while your doing this "ACT", instead you'd say " Don't fucking Face-Book This! " or " DFFBT! "
your taking a piss and someone comes rushing into the room and catches you in the act. It's embarrassment for you, and god knows they have their cell phone taking a video - To which you should Reply: "Don't fucking Face-Book This!" or "DFFBT!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!