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Don't
Fucking
Face book
That/This

^N. Used with pricks who like to take pics or video of you doing embarrassing/crazy-ass crap and then post it to Face-Book within a matter of minutes.

To which you should reply " Don't fucking Face-book That! " or " DFFBT " and look really pissed.

If however you catch the prick while your doing this "ACT", instead you'd say " Don't fucking Face-Book This! " or " DFFBT! "
your taking a piss and someone comes rushing into the room and catches you in the act. It's embarrassment for you, and god knows they have their cell phone taking a video - To which you should Reply: "Don't fucking Face-Book This!" or "DFFBT!"
DFFBT by That guy in the box--> [ " ] December 14, 2009
Words you can keep
DFTBTA is short for: don't forget to be totally awesome. It refers to musicals made by Starkid.
When saying goodbye, one can write DFTBTA. So..
See you later and DFTBTA!!!!
DFTBTA by Mreranho June 18, 2011
Related Words
DFFBT DFBT DFFB DFFBE DFTBTA
dickfacebutttard.

someone who is an ultra dickdouchebaghoeface.
Thomas was being sucha DFBT today.
DFBT by LHz March 3, 2009
Dick First Full Body Experience: A dick pic taken from a low angle showing the penis first and the full body of its owner in the background, generally accompanied by a gentle smirk.
"Adam sent me the most sensual DFFBE last night"
DFFBE by HOLYSCHNITZ August 21, 2018
DANCE FLOOR FINGER BLAST
Yo dude, I just DFFB'd like ten girls at that party.
DFFB by Snake Bromike April 29, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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