Abbreviation for "Dead Fucking Ass Pooh". An intensified version of saying deadass, used to show very strong passion or sincerity, most often when agreeing with someone. Unlike deadass, it's usually used as a reaction rather than in general statements.
Example:
Person 1: “My ex is such a loser. He hit up like 67 girls while we were together.”
Person 2: “DFAP, fuck that loser. I’m so happy you dumped him, you’re wayyyy out of his league.”
Used when you want to say that you would masturbate to something. Usually used be geeks because they know that they have no chance of actually having sexual intercourse.
Similar to "I'd tap that"
Used to indicate that you would fap to what you are talking about, acknowledging that you have no chance of getting with that person.
guy1: "damn, check that girl out."
guy2: "no way man, she's way outta your league."
guy1: "I know, but still I'd fap that."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"