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David David 

David David, also know as David squared, is a very unique specimen. He has unlimited attractiveness meaning any man, women or even animal will instantaneous fall for him. He also contains an intelligence so superior to that of humans it makes Albert Einstein look like a child. In conclusion, if you see him you become a simp.
Omg look it’s David David
*orgasms and passes out*
David David by Absolutely not Alex November 16, 2021
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Dr. David Hawkins 

He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.
Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?

Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.
Dr. David Hawkins by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

Damiano David 

Damiano David is the lead vocalist of the Italian rock band Måneskin and the father of our future BABIES. His voice can make you pregnant instantly and leave you ZITTO E BUONO.

His group won Eurovision as well as many Europeans fangirls’ hearts.
If you’re french remember to give back our MONNA LISA and finance the next Eurovision 2022. Bisous.
French hater: are you on drugs?

Damiano David: hold my boot, voilà.

Me: damn, this man is sexy.
Damiano David by Jiulia_ May 26, 2021

David Herzog 

A true player of ones emotions. He claims to be easy like Sunday morning, but really difficult. Good at leading girls on just to tear out your heart and stomp all over it. Must be snap chatting a female at all times. Makes you feel like the only girl he's talking and snapping only to find out he's snapping half the females in town. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about his short sexiness.
David Herzog, let's go get cheeseburgers and ketchup sometime.
David Herzog by Doedoedidit March 12, 2023

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David gandy by wwe619 August 17, 2009

Damiano David 

Sexiest Italian guy, change my mind. Does his makeup to perfection *chef kiss*, has the sense of style. Angelic voice
Friends : Why do you pack your things ?
Me : ‘Going to Italy to find my own Damiano David
Damiano David by Missa2005 May 28, 2021

David Gilmour 

One of the several reasons why I want to play the electric guitar.
David Gilmour is my inspiration (as well as other ones too).
He can play those sounds with passion!
David Gilmour by Gray L Squares August 19, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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