Long centuries ago, there lived a Datu who rules and leads his own banwa made of gold and amethysts. He resurrected in the present time after being asleep for so long.
One of the funniest people you'll ever meet. He is a charming and entertaining person. He will not let anything stand in the way of him and the person he likes. He works hard and sets goals for himself. He'll go to any length to make you happy, even if it means endangering himself. He is selfless and caring, but he is also smart. He has the cutest smile, and his eyes match it perfectly. You'll want to be around him all the time once he's in your life. You'll miss him and think about him all day because he makes you so happy.
Amy, I kinda miss him..
Who? Brad? Wasn't he so toxic to you?
But..
sigh Why don't you just move on and find someone like Datu?
Your boyfriend?
Yea, I mean he's caring and cute. At the very least he's not toxic.
One of the funniest people you'll ever meet. He is a charming and entertaining person. He will not let anything stand in the way of him and the person he likes. He works hard and sets goals for himself. He'll go to any length to make you happy, even if it means endangering himself. He is selfless and caring, but he is also smart. He has the cutest smile, and his eyes match it perfectly. You'll want to be around him all the time once he's in your life. You'll miss him and think about him all day because he makes you so happy.
Hey, did you break with Jackson yet?
I just can't, he's- I like him..
Huh? Isn't he a walking red flag? Isn't he so toxic?
I just don't know what to do!
You know there are better guys out there right? How do you think I met Datu? Ever since I met him, I never even thought about leaving him.
I guess you're right..
The captain. The burger-loving dude who aces tests while eating a burger. Will inhale food. Peace-loving dude who walks in slippers. Has a cat named Oreo and loves the cat. Can be used to describe a fat guy who is smart.
The last hit of the rotation while passing a bowl, joint, or blunt. The person with the datus hit is usually a retarded friend or the bitch of the group.
We all fight over the green hit, but at least we knowReese will be getting the datus hit.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.