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Driving while texting. Similar to driving while intoxicated(D.W.I) Illegal in most states and can lead to violent and deadly crashes......or just a fender bender.
Cop:"Do you know why i pulled you over?"
Boy:"Theres weed in my car?"
Cop:"No you dumb fuck, I pulled you over for D.W.T."
D.W.T by pistons32 February 25, 2009

D.W.T.A.I. 

Homie 1: Yo G, you look scared, what happened last night?
Homie 2: D.W.T.A.I.
Homie 1: Umm okay...
D.W.T.A.I. by AfroNinja March 31, 2008

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a. 

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away
Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.d 

I don't want to live but I don't want to die
im depressed i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.d

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m 

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself
friend: hey how are you?

me:oh well .. i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.