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D.W. abbrv. 'Danger Wank'. The practice of sly masturbation in public places.
'Where's Chris?' - 'Oh he's just popped out for a quick D.W.'
D.W. by Gnasher69 August 21, 2009
Words you can keep
A crazy white chick who touches up cats and has a simp man child to make pasta.

Often found flouting there high IQ as a peer on Reddit.
Come on Sausage don't be a D.W. admit Top G is baller.
D.W. by SundayPro February 4, 2024
dw is a short slang word used when texting or when writing in slang it means = don't worry
mark- oh im really sorry about your cooker.
john- d.w mate it can be fixed.
d.w by ben99 October 2, 2005
<yo>: sorry, can't go out 2nite!
<tu>: d/w, maybe next time then
d/w by blah November 20, 2003
short for don't worry
sort of like how w/e is short for whatever
Frustrated person: "UGHHH i think he is STALKING ME."

Friend: "d/w i called the cops already. :P "
d/w by whyhellothare March 30, 2010
Do Work. used as a substitute for Handle that, or put in the work, or make a move on.
D.W son.
bout to D.W on this food man.
Yo, D.W on that chick over their.
D.W by mike mangaloid June 22, 2009
Dick With Ears
My boss is a real D.W.E..
D.W.E. by jpg3 December 12, 2008
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