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D.S.M.F.S. 

an acronym meaning: Damn Straight Mother Fucker Shit.

Originally used by Jan Johnson while he coached pole vaulting. He uses it to compliment a good vault. It is versatile, however, and may be used after any achievement (no matter how small).

Pronunciation is just saying the letters with a successful tone.
"DUDE! I just ran 5 miles in 1 minute! D.S.M.F.S.!"
D.S.M.F.S. by bobbythebob December 27, 2009
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W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.? 

What the damn hell would Gary the mother fucking friendly sea snail do?
Girl: Should we get dinner?

Guy: W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. 

God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch!
"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"
G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. 

Acronym for god-damn mother fuckin' son of a bitch.
Joe called Sally a G.D.M.F.S.O.B. after she tried a dirty-sanchez Hitler combo on him.
G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Russian Love April 30, 2005

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad
hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

G.D.M.F.S.O.B

god damn mother f***ing son of a bitch
G.D.M.F.S.O.B by lerryn August 27, 2005

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad
"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"