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In short, simply better than the best. Abbreviation for "Ditch Side Mafia". The arch nemesis of work side, and savior of pipegang and all that is good in pipeline construction. A gang of gems that work primarily on ditch side, but also have to pick up the slack on work side more often than not. Comprised of welders, helpers, spacers, and the like, they kick ass all day and get the job done.
The pussies on workside dropped the ball again, luckily D.S.M. was there to save the day.

If Gator tries coming over to ditch side one more time, D.S.M. is gonna fuck him up!
D.S.M. by ditchsidemafia July 17, 2021

D.S.M.F.S. 

an acronym meaning: Damn Straight Mother Fucker Shit.

Originally used by Jan Johnson while he coached pole vaulting. He uses it to compliment a good vault. It is versatile, however, and may be used after any achievement (no matter how small).

Pronunciation is just saying the letters with a successful tone.
"DUDE! I just ran 5 miles in 1 minute! D.S.M.F.S.!"
D.S.M.F.S. by bobbythebob December 27, 2009

D.y.a.k.I.g.d.s.d.t.I.s.m 

Wilbur Soot lyrics stating

“Do you also know I have depression.
Self-diagnosed thought I should mention”
You: Yo I love this song!
Friend: What’s the lyrics?
You: D.y.a.k.I.g.d.s.d.t.I.s.m
Friend: dope

F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m 

Fuck
Me
Until
I
Cum
On
Your
Dick
Then
Smash
My
Cunt
In
Multiple

Mounds
Jenny asked her new freaky boyfriend to F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m

T.Y.D.S.I.M.W.M.H.B.B.I.U.I 

T.Y.D.S.I.M.W.M.H.B.B.I.U.I is from the famous song Washing Machine Heart by Mitski, For example the lyrics “Toss your dirty shoes in my Washing Machine Heart. Baby, Bang it up inside.”
Person1: Hey babe T.Y.D.S.I.M.W.M.H.B.B.I.U.I
Person2: What...????😀
Person1: 🧑🏽 🦯

D.M.S.M.A.T

It's the initials for the words Dont Marry Save Money And Travel *
It is used when a girl tries to play smart games on yah after you wasting your time of her
Dude: Bro hw's Jane??? Are you guys still vibing???

Me: Don't marry save money and travel !!! (D.M.S.M.A.T)
D.M.S.M.A.T by Hayford Cypha September 21, 2017