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Department of Family Services
I got no job, no man, and the D.F.S. don't hardly give me enough money to raise my baby.
D.F.S. by UrPseudoNYM44 February 14, 2024
Discount furniture store. Where you want to go to get a sofa that will be full of sawdust.
What a d.f.s house!
ewww totally d.fs!
D.F.S by Tanya November 21, 2003

G.D.F.S.T.I.H.S! 

(God damn fucking snipers, this is horse shit!)
A term usually said when one is playing Call of Duty and continually gets snipped
"Tim was G.D.F.S.T.I.H.S! all night dude. I think he broke his TV.
G.D.F.S.T.I.H.S! by D3M0N1Z3R87 February 27, 2011

Y.S.G.D.F.S. 

You're So God Damn Freakin' Stupid.
doesn't have a pronounciation, as usually doesn't need to be sped. Most commonly refers to sped people.
danoz the sped girl: If i had two cheeses and i turned 18....highlighters?
lara: go home.... *YSGDFS*
Y.S.G.D.F.S. by inbred. September 22, 2004

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. 

"God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch! I can't move, I can't twitch!"
G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Mike Pissoff November 14, 2003

G.D.M.F.S.O.B. 

Joe called Sally a G.D.M.F.S.O.B. after she tried a dirty-sanchez Hitler combo on him.
G.D.M.F.S.O.B. by Russian Love April 30, 2005