D-beard

Short for "douche-beard." An asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. Does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. With the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent.

Did you see that guy just walk in? Color Me Bad wants their d-beard back.

D-beard by FindingRachael November 29, 2015

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard 

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard by QuacksO October 22, 2023

Gummy Bear'd 

When a woman removes her teeth, for the sole purpose of performing fellatio.

When Edna came by my house last night, I got Gummy Bear'd, before we had intercourse!

Gummy Bear'd by Jett Black February 23, 2009

poo-bear'd 

Being ass raped with honey, or anal sex with honey used as lubricant

Kevin Mitnick was poo-bear'd while in prison.

poo-bear'd by helicine March 1, 2004

Bear'd 

The act of rubbing bears agaist someone or something.

Person: that dude got bear'd

Bear'd by They're here April 6, 2021

Polar bear’d

Fucked

I just Polar bear’d her so hard

Polar bear’d by nippleslayer January 19, 2022

Gummy Bear’d 

The action of a Male performing sexual intercourse on someone with a flaccid penis.

I just got gummy bear’d by Paul’s 4 incher

Gummy Bear’d by Slayatron April 26, 2023